rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My cat gives me a boner
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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