You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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