Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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