i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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