im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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