its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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