hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm too high and old for this...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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