It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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