i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just googled if crying burns calories
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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