You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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