No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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