i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
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So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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