I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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