You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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