I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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