It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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