can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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