that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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