I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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