My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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