Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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