are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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