I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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