its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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