Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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