Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Found the puke drawer
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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