The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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