You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
my liver is dry heaving
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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