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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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