That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My cat gives me a boner
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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