but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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