No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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