if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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