Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
i out mim tonsoeep
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