I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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