I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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