"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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