yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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