Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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