look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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