nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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