K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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