Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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