Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
be right there i have to get my cape
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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