Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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