Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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