Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think your dad took our porno
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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