Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
the day after is always just damage control
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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