Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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