respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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