i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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