Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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